Michelle Pfeiffer is good…The Movie? Eh, Not so much.

French Exit Movie Poster
Michelle Pfeiffer stars is the strange film.

Whew boy, where to begin on this one? Strange. Confusing. Weird. Dry. Did I say strange?

First, look at the movie poster I’ve included with this review. Go ahead. Notice any common theme in all the quotes above the image? Everyone agrees that Michelle Pfeiffer (and some of the cast) is fantastic in this film. Notice anything else about…